someone on grindr
had that as a caption
on a selfie out of no where
it genuinely was cute and funny
i messaged them just to say
hey that caption rules so hard
they were excited that i liked it
and we had a conversation
about how there needs to be more
wholesomeness like that on horny dating apps with thirsty men all over it
cause yea ill be down for dicc
but not that kinda dicc
im talkin bout the dicc that isnt instant foreward
something that grabs you really
that doesnt say please fuck me
but says oh hey im just a stupid nerdy queer
lookin for company that maybe involves being kinda gay together
but not if you aren't feelin it i will still feed you and smoke you out
if you are struggling
with how to make friends as a grown up
feeling way too shy to talk to anyone you wanna talk to
this easy tip will speed the process up its unbelievable
just walk up to a person and say these three simple words
hee hoo peanut
hee hoo peanut
hee hoo peanut
and the person will respond
woah dude
that fuckin rules
wheres you learn to say that awesome combination of words
and youll say
a misadventure
in looking to get laid
that led me to some genuinely cool people that i havent seen since then
cosmic interactions happen every day so many times its crazy
shout out to the hee hoo peanut queer from grindr
you probably dont remember me i only just barely remember u but like
u genuinely put a smile on my face
and i wanna share ur smile magic, hope its cool
credits
from Unfair Harmonies,
released July 9, 2021
written May 4, 2021
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