i was too low for the all gorl show
too low
too low

whatcha doin out here with a voice like tom waits
and a face like tilda swinton
bashing my perception around
like a birdie in badminton

whatcha doin out here with a build like a swimmer
bits like a snail
ego like a sinner
all of us here are allowed to take our clothes off you better
stay covered no one wants to see u
ever ever ever

quick glance while wearing the good pants
so sweet polite, kind even
secretly hope that im never
seen again

this is an F3 to A6 night only
reaching doesnt count
we know a falsetto like clockwork
now you get out of here
its a 165 to 255
you stick there or stick out
and even then up to 180
well be picky, get me? get me?

i was too low for the all gorl show
too low
too low

whatcha doin out here takin up girl space
being all square all up in your face
you think im just wielding the weapon of my seed
im a woman with with x or a y but what about a z
im the only one not shaved
only one not shaved
only one not shaved
only one
only one
and to top it all off

im actually not the only one
theres more of us
but for them its a statement
for me its just a whole mistake

peach fuzz like cactus needles
so dry
looking like the worst disguise ever
dont have the funds to go the full horse
you think one would appreciate the efforts i made to try

quick glance fake a trance
so sweet polite, kind even
secretly hope that im never
seen again

this is an F3 to A6 night only
reaching doesnt count
we know a falsetto like clockwork
now you get out of here
its a 165 to 255
you stick there or stick out
and even then up to 180
well be picky, get me? get me?

i was too low for the all gorl show
too low
too low

i met someone who made the rain start
and i met someone who made the rain stop
she kinda went kafoush and it made the thunder crack
she dove into the bed and never came back

i met some people who made me grow up
i met some people who never let me live it down
i met myself even. that was quite strange
she talked in a language i don’t speak

i sent a message to nobody specific
i forget if it was kind or not i kind of wasnt there
i checked 50 times making sure its not horrific
i think im okay i think
i think
i think not know only think

and every form i took i was hurt
and every form i took i was told i didnt hurt enough
and every form i take i am told that it is fake
and every form i took i cried out harder
when nothing hit me

sing me something
that looks like a string
so i can tie it round my
brutalist ring and
keep the time ticking
and keep the closure off
then give yourself an ass kicking

quick glance fake a trance
so sweet polite, kind even
secretly hope that im never
seen again

this is an F3 to A6 night only
reaching doesnt count
we know a falsetto like clockwork
now you get out of here
its a 165 to 255
you stick there or stick out
and even then up to 180
well be picky, get me? get me?

i was too low for the all gorl show
too low
too low

im throwing my own show
and i got a bigger audience than you

im throwing my own show
and i got more fans than you